Move With Me.

Carla. 23.
Decide for yourself.

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

(via rachelzoftig)

lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

(via rachelzoftig)


"… but you will. You know, you will think of things. And I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped because that’s what happens with me."

"… but you will. You know, you will think of things. And I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped because that’s what happens with me."

(Source: kyrieelyse, via floralgreen-tea)

gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

(via thefuuuucomics)

Sometimes, in order to move on, you got to find a new addiction to get over another.

—jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)

(via zodiacsociety)